Pirate Zap Action.

Just look at these old comic book advertisments. How class are they! From way back in the day, when pirates were pirates and so were dolphins..er, so to speak. Pirates Of The Caribbean never looked better. There is nothing like a skeletal pirate going zap, whether that is swashing ones buckle while zapping an alligator or hoisting the main sail over the the rotting hulk of a privateer.
              I know..it makes absolutely no sense but is'nt that the wonder of it all.
              "Best Start believing In Ghost Stories Missy, Cause You're In One."