Alien;Wheelie-Bin.

Oh The Horror The Horror!Heard a rustling noise in my wheeli-bin and peered over the edge to see what it was and something seemed to leap up out the smelly darkness. Next thing I find myself dreaming of suffocation, dreams of swallowing a Vienna roll, dreams of monstrous pupae erupting from pulsing cocoons,dreams of The Marx Brothers in Zero gravity...Well they say that n space everyone can hear you laugh. Its probably down to the Marx Brothers.
           Now I have these strange rumblings in my chest as though the doors of my rib cage were about to swing open
           Mind you, the could be the can of Ravioli cheesy tea bags I  had last night.