Tuesday, 24 March 2015

Scarlet And The Black.

Criminals used to be such a cowardly and superstitious lot but now I suspect they are less so inclined. Things which cannot be downloaded to their phones do not exist for them. The mobile phone has done more to discourage belief in the supernatural than the Spanish Inquisition managed in its nightmare time. Although I suspect their feelings about being punched in the nose by a member of the extended Bat-Family probably have not changed. Batwoman herself was recently spotted on a rooftop on Anne Street Belfast. Rumours are she confronted the notorious Doctor Flaccid and his henchmen The Disapointments in a smelly alley way just off Corn Market...
              Well..Are'nt they all.
              Er,smelly that is..