Kitchen Kojira.

My amazing wee nephew Ryan lays eyes on the only monster to seriously threaten King Kong for the title King of the monsters. Personally my money is always on Kong. I love me a big monkey and they do not come any bigger or monkier than Kong. I did see a movie when I was about Ryan's age when Kong and Godzilla fought. Only I did not believe in that scrap. That did not look like Kong. That looked like a man in a suit. A giant monkey suit not a tailored Jean-Paul Gaultier.
            Ryan is not fooled either.This is but a finless Facsimile.
            But a great toy for fights.